No Law Against Being a Dumb Ass

May 1st, 2009

I was wandering through the trash that litters my RSS news reader’s in-box this morning, and found a little nugget abut a guy from NH who has bad judgment, but still has the legal right to have children. Seriously folks, when are they going to start making people take a class or pass a test or something, before they let them have kids?

It seems that back in March, a guy by the name of Christopher Lunny of Strafford, NH, decided he wanted to go to the movies. “Well”, you ask, “what’s the big deal about that, lots of people go to the movies every day, right?” Sure lots of people go to the movies every day, and it’s a good thing, since it sort of helps the economy. ($5.00 popcorn’s got to be helping someone make money…)

Well, it looks like Mr. Lunny was watching his child that day and decide to leave it in the car while he went to the movies. You’re probably going, “so what, most teenage kids would rather stay in the car, or wander around the mall instead of going to the movies with dad”, and you’d be mostly right. Except for one thing, his kid is just three years old!

Who leaves a 3 year old buckled in the car while they go to the movies? When my kids were three, I had to beat them every time we got in the car, because they would try to take their seat belts off and run around the inside of the car like cats on crack. We’re probably all lucky it was his spawn, so that it didn’t have the mental capacity to unlock it’s seat belt, open the door, and wander into the nearest river or onto the nearest highway.

Here is the article, in Foster.com, if you’re interested in reading it. On a side note, it looks like Mr. Lunny was arrested in July of 2008, for “driving after suspension/revocation of his license”. That was reported in the Hampton Police Logs for July 29, 2008.

Mayor Rabbit, Rabbit, White Rabbit!” Woo Hoo, I just stole your luck sucker! (Am I the only one that thinks I need more medication? “Not that I’m taking anything now. No, really I’m not, I’m perfectly sane”)

Students Protest Concealed Handguns on Campus

April 22nd, 2009

What a bunch of Effing idiots. What part of of “protect yourself from crazies”, don’t these dumb ass students understand? If I’m a student, and someone comes into the classroom and starts shooting other students, I want to be able to pull out my Browning Hipower and shoot the crazy bastard in the head. Hell, even if I miss, it’s not like I he wasn’t going to shoot me anyway, and now maybe he’ll keep his head down long enough for a few of my fellow students to get away.

200 dumb assed students from the University of Texas went to Austin, Texas last Thursday to protest against a bill that would allow concealed carry at public Universities in Texas. The dumbasse’s line of reasoning is that having guns on campus would restrict the free flow of ideas because people would be afraid to argue, and would increase the chance that minor squables would turn into shootings.

I haven’t checked out Universities in Texas, but I’m pretty sure that baseball bats are legal, but there’s probably no more than 2 or 3 baseball bat beatings a year… So what’s the big deal if a guy settles an argument with a gun? In Texas they have the chair, so it’ll turn out even in the end anyway.

The bottom line is that giving the people the chance to carry concealed will give the bad guys a really good reason to go somewhere else for their shooting sprees. When was the last time a gunman went into a police department in the United States and gunned down 13 people? What? Pretty much never? Do you know why? Because they all have guns you f*cking morons.

Here are a couple of story links dallasnews.com and the columbiamissourian.com.

Mayor out to 1500 meters with my .338 Lapua

Rosa Brooks Advocates Gov’t Control of Media

April 16th, 2009

Another one of Obama’s people, Rosa Brooks, proved that she’s an Idiot by saying that the goverment should license jouranlists and bail out the media with public dollars. That way we would be assured that the media would be around to take the government to task when needed.

Ok, the last time I checked, you didn’t talk bad about your boss because it could get you fired. In this instance, if the Federal Government was giving out licenses to practice journalism, does’t it stand to reason that the journalists would be afraid to say anything bad about the Goverment in fear of retaliation and losing their license? Wow, sometimes you just have to say WTF and ask yourself where Obama finds these people…

Read the story over at FoxNews.com

ps. Didn’t the Russians do this? You know, the whole “State News Agency” thingy?

The Real Idiot Town

April 6th, 2009

I’ve decided that I’m going to leave the Idiots in LA alone, and concentrate on the ones that get voted into power and sent to Washington D.C.. Of course, I could just make fun of the people who send them there, but that’s not really fair; we only have so many Idiots to choose from.

So, come back often and see which politician is the current honorary Mayor of Idiot Town.

PS. Did anyone notice the redundancy in naming the Politician Category?

So Many Idiots, So Little Time!

October 6th, 2008

There’s so many idiots in the world, that I don’t even know where to start with this post. There’s a story in the Glob and Mail about an art student who built a fake bomb art project and left it outside a museum. Well, in this day and age, who the heck is going to think thats a good idea. Sure we’ve all heard that any publicity is good publicity, but when the artist may end up wearing an orange jump suit and bunking with a guy named Bubba or Antone, who like their artists sunny side up, I don’t see the upside… LOL

Press 1 For English.

September 16th, 2008

I was listening to my wife on the phone the other day as she was trying to get rid of our Charter cable service. It was so funny, I almost peed myself.

“I would like to cancel my charter cable service please.”

“No, I don’t want to add the HBO/Showtime package to my Charter cable package, I would like to cancel it.”

“What?”

“No, I can’t understand you. What?”

“No, I want you to cancel my service so that I don’t have it anymore.”

“DON’T HAVE IT ANYMORE!”

“What Part of cancel my service don’t you understand?”

“GIVE ME SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH, NOW!”

OK, about now I was laying on the floor laughing my ass off. Shes yelling at some poor Indian or Pakistani guy named “Paul” or “Tom” who just barely made it through the english language class and is hanging on to his call center job in Timbuktu, India or Hakistani, Pakistan by the skin of his one remaining tooth.

After she gets the manager on the line and explains what she wants and needs and hangs up, I ask her WTF she was thinking yelling ” Give Me Someone Who Speaks English” at some poor 3rd world Pakistani with 17 kids to feed.

Here answer blew me away, and should make the rest of you PC bastards pay attention. She said, and I quote.

“The recording said to press 1 for English, but they lied. I pressed 1 but the Fu**er I got didn’t speak English, so I finally freaked out and lost it. If it says they’ll speak english to you, then they should Fu**ing speak english!”

My wife rocks,

The Mayor of a Northern English Speaking Populace.

Jesus Loves Me, But The Feds Don’t!

September 14th, 2008

Jesus loves me this I know,
cause he makes my weed plant grow.

The Man, he taxes my smokes and booze,
That’s why Maryjane’s the drug I choose.

OK, that should get me on someone’s dope smoking list. Or maybe an anti-tax list.

(What the heck am I doing, it just dawned on me that now you just know the IRS is going to see if I’m paying taxes, and the ATF are going to be watching my every move to see if they can seize my house, cars, kids and the dog by planting a stem and a seed in my garbage can.)

Dang!

Mayor, (The Man to you, Foolio) of Idiottown

Chris Cagle Arrested For Being a Pussy!

May 28th, 2008

Chris Cagle was arrested in Tennessee for being a pussy, after his girlfriend beat him up this morning. It wasn’t really a beating, but since she held her own, Nashville police figured he wasn’t much of a man and arrested his stupid hick ass and tossed him in jail. They figured that if he couldn’t even keep his girlfriend from pounding him, that they could cut down on in-jail violence by letting the local jail population give him a little ass pounding.

(Shit boy, if you can’t even beat the crap out of a woman, you ain’t much of a man!)

According to the guys over at CelebrityMound.com:

Police responded at 4:40 a.m. and said that Cagle’s girlfriend, Jennifer Tant, 29, hit Cagle in the head with an umbrella, while Cagle, 39, struck her with a purse.

OMG, was the purse his? Is that why they tossed his ass in jail? Was the “Country Star” wandering around Nashville with a purse, and then he got arrested for assault for hitting a girl with his purse? I wonder if this will end up on his next CD; “My Life’s Been a Country Song 2″?

Have I said this yet? “What a pussy!”

Mayor of Idiot Town, and way too much of a man to hit a girl with my purse….

“Paris Hilton Has Great Sex”

April 28th, 2008

I found that statement about Paris Hilton’s sexual experiences over on Mitchieville’s blog. Mitch is obviously funnier than hell and writes the same kind of stuff I do… Mean, Nasty and usually right on Target!

What Mitch was referring to was a German article that said smart women don’t have as many orgasms because they are spending too much time thinking, while stupid women tend to have better sex and more orgasms. Hence his statement that, “A German study released today says that Paris Hilton has great sex”.

He also pointed out that Britney Spears is probably giving Paris Hilton a pretty tight race… By the way, what goes “step, breath, step, breath, step, breath, swallow, breath, step, breath etc…?

Paris talking herself through walking and breathing at the same time…

Mayor of Smartville Idiot Town, where the sex is always good for the inhabitants!

New Prison Bitch

April 25th, 2008

Mr. Wesley Snipes spent the afternoon trying on ass-virginity belts after a federal judge handed down a three year prison sentence for tax evasion. After finding a belt that fits him now, and picking up a spare in a larger size for those times of the month when he’s feeling bloated, Mr. Snipes then went to his doctor to have his mangina tuned up to “make sure it was in shape for the hard three years ahead of it”.

We’ll miss you Mr. Snipes, and hope Bubba in the next bunk misses you most of the time too.

While I hate to see anyone actually pay their taxes, I bet Mr. Snipes wishes he would have now. Read the story over at the Times.

Mayor of Tax Town Idiot Town