Idiot Town

I took my drinking test today, and passed, thank God. I think I’m the new town drunk. I answered every question correctly, and only needed one clue. Here’s my score:

97%ALCOHOLIC

That’s Mr. Mayor to you; FOOL!

… Hic, Hic…. Rallllfff. Excuse me while I puke in the gutter. LOL

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