Idiot Town

I made my wife take the alcohol test, and she passed too. As a matter of fact, we sat around and drank 4 bottles of wine before she even took the test. I was afraid that she studied too hard and would actually pass out before the test, but she persevered and nailed it. LOL

While I’m an Alky, and scored a 97%, my wife, the drunk that she is, scored a 100% and won the Alky of the year award. Nothing like letting the world champ of boozers watch your kids. I asked her the other day what the kids were doing, and she said they were out in the garage crushing Ice and making martinis. At 4 and 7 years old, what tools were they using to crush the ice, and who was holding the ice and who was hitting it with the BFH? The whole thing made me nervous as hell until I tried her Martini; damn those kids know what they’re doing!

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, wife

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