I don’t know about you, but Scientologists scare the bejesus out of me. As the proud owner of Scientologyporn.com, I felt their wrath once from afar, and will never cross paths with their loving and understanding lawyers again; if given a choice. All they had to do was give me a loving phone call and tell me the error of my ways, and I dropped that puppy like it was on fire. I’m pretty sure you can still get that domain if you’re dumb enough to want to mess with the likes of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes or John Travolta.
Of course, it was just going to be a joke, like AdventistPorn.com. I even did a few other “Porn” sites over the years, for the fun of it, never meaning any harm to anyone. I mean com’mon, amishporn.com was going to have like a TV and a Phone on it all blurred out, and I used to have OfficialMormonPorn.com which had a Starbucks blocked out. I was even going to do a BaptistPorn.com and blur out an exposed ankle. The problem is that none of these sites really did any damage, and they were funnier than hell to me personally. I mean, what’s the harm in taking a little stab at a religion, as long as it’s in good taste? Right? But, I digress, we were talking about the Scientologists.
So, the New Zealand Herald Blog, is running a story about Tom Cruise and weed, and I’m too afraid to touch it with a 10 foot pole, so if you are interested, go on over there and read “the rest of the story”, as Paul Harvey would say.
So, welcome to my first “Foolio said What” post. I’m sure the nice lawyer guys and gals at Scientology are going to visit that poor Bast*rd in New Zealand and he will see the error of his ways. Look for the retraction, and maybe a “Foolio Changed His Story” category in the days to come. LOL