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The Real Idiot Town

Monday, April 6th, 2009

I’ve decided that I’m going to leave the Idiots in LA alone, and concentrate on the ones that get voted into power and sent to Washington D.C.. Of course, I could just make fun of the people who send them there, but that’s not really fair; we only have so many Idiots to choose from.

So, come back often and see which politician is the current honorary Mayor of Idiot Town.

PS. Did anyone notice the redundancy in naming the Politician Category?

Ban A Gun, Kill Some Children!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

I stumbled upon this article about the fact that gun control is bad for your health. The author, Stephen McCreary, obviously took logic in school and put it to good use. The gist of the article points to the fact that if “guns are outlawed, law abiding citizens will be sitting ducks”.

Every time the government bans the carrying of firearms in a given location, they let the crazies know that they can now go there and shoot people with less fear of retribution. In other words, if guns are outlawed in schools, and I’m a crazy, I know I can go to a school and shoot a ton of students before someone shows up with a gun. Or, put another way, banning guns doesn’t mean shit to the shooter, you dumb ass politicians, since the shooter has already made up his mind to break the law by shooting a bunch of people. WTF are you dumbasses thinking?

Here’s the Shooters line of reasoning, which is way better than the dumbasses who made the laws:

  1. I’m going to shoot a bunch of people today!
  2. Where should I go to shoot people today?
  3. Where can I go that has the most targets?
  4. Where can I go that has nobody else with a gun?
  5. Where am I going to be able to run up the highest body count?

“Hey, I know, I’m going to a school, because the politicians made guns illegal there!
Uh Oh, It’s illegal to take a gun to school!”

“Oh, Wait, I don’t give a shit that it’s illegal to carry a gun onto school property because I’m already going to be breaking the law by shooting a bunch of people. I’m pretty sure I’ll get less time for the firearms conviction than I will for the 23 people I’m going to shoot…”

Holy Crap Batman, even the crazy kiddie shooters are smarter than our politicians!

Mayor of CrazyTown Idiot Town. (I’m not a politician, I’m a Dictator… I wasn’t elected!)

Idiot Town is Open For Business!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Since I am now the Ruler of this world, I get to pass judgement on everything that I think is stupid, idiotic or without social or practical merit. Of course most politicians fall into this category, as do cell phone sales people, the IRSĀ and that a**hole that is driving the speed limit in front of you… Everyone knows you drive at least 5 MPH over the speed limit unless your drunk, stoned, have a whole truck full of sh*t you just stole or are an Illegal Alien.

Feel free to come by now and again and share the stupid stuff that ’s happened to you and tell the world about the Idiot that made it happen. I’m going to consider this site as free mental therapy, and you are welcome to use it as a therapy session too.