Idiot Town

Of course, if I was going to nominate a Town Drunk & Village Idiot Combo Pack for today, it would have to be Kathleen Turner.

FoxNews ran a story that Kathleen Turner lost in court today to Nicolas Cage. Cage Was suing Turner over allegations in her book, Send Yourself Flowers, that he stole a dog and was arrested for drunk driving a couple of times. Or, was it for ridding in a stolen car with a drunk dog? Either way, Turner lost and now has to pay an undisclosed amount of money to the charity of Cage’s choice.

What I don’t understand is why she didn’t make up a good story, like the fact that she caught him in her trailer after a shoot one time wearing her clothes, dancing with a stolen dog and drinking Tequila with a couple of male strippers. Or she could of told about the time Nicolas Cage killed her drunk dog and then stole a couple of her DUI tickets out of her glove box.

The deal is, if you’re going to tell lies, make them good, with just a hint of crazy so that the judge knows you were kidding.

See what drinking and writing will get you? Lack of creativity!

The Mayor of Stupidville IdiotTown