I’ve decided that I’m going to leave the Idiots in LA alone, and concentrate on the ones that get voted into power and sent to Washington D.C.. Of course, I could just make fun of the people who send them there, but that’s not really fair; we only have so many Idiots to choose from.
So, come back often and see which politician is the current honorary Mayor of Idiot Town.
PS. Did anyone notice the redundancy in naming the Politician Category?
OMG I love it when the inbred locals start acting up in Tennessee, Again! You know the type, they’ve got a single wide trailer with an old worn out couch on the falling down front porch, and there are 3 coon dogs and what’s left of last years garbage piled on it. And, if you fly over it, you can see the target painted on the roof “so’s the Tornado Gods have some’thin to aim fer”.
Here’s a little lesson in economics before we get to the good stuff.
It’s cheaper to have a big screen television set delivered to your home, than it is to have to pay $2,000.00 to the judge for bail money for yourself and your wife, sister, grandma, cousin, daughter or whatever she is.
Oh wait, here’s another little gem you should keep in mind. Transporting minors in the trunk of your car can lead to arrest and conviction for child neglect, endangering a child and for being stupid. (OK, you caught me, they can’t really arrest you for being stupid, but they should be able to…. as long as I’m the one who gets to make the call, and not some half-wit cop with a high school diploma and a full blown case of “Little Man Syndrome”.)
But, I digress. Let’s get back to the good stuff:
According to the WBIR.com website, this is what happened, and I quote…
“A man and woman were arrested in Cumberland County Monday after putting a teenager in a car trunk to make room in the car for a television.”
Whooooooo Hoooooo, you know you be an inbred piece of sh*t if you make a human being ride in the trunk of your car so’s you can get yo TV home to the kinfolk. Yippity bee, you all’s kinfolk is angry now, not gettin to watch Mayor Jerry Springer or throw sponge bricks at that nasty “Offra” woman who’s so uppity.
Fricken White Trash Losers!
The Mayor of a Northern Town, way, far away from Tennessee!
ps. the comments on this story are funnier than the damn story. Read them HERE!
I stumbled upon this article about the fact that gun control is bad for your health. The author, Stephen McCreary, obviously took logic in school and put it to good use. The gist of the article points to the fact that if “guns are outlawed, law abiding citizens will be sitting ducks”.
Every time the government bans the carrying of firearms in a given location, they let the crazies know that they can now go there and shoot people with less fear of retribution. In other words, if guns are outlawed in schools, and I’m a crazy, I know I can go to a school and shoot a ton of students before someone shows up with a gun. Or, put another way, banning guns doesn’t mean shit to the shooter, you dumb ass politicians, since the shooter has already made up his mind to break the law by shooting a bunch of people. WTF are you dumbasses thinking?
Here’s the Shooters line of reasoning, which is way better than the dumbasses who made the laws:
“Hey, I know, I’m going to a school, because the politicians made guns illegal there!
Uh Oh, It’s illegal to take a gun to school!”
“Oh, Wait, I don’t give a shit that it’s illegal to carry a gun onto school property because I’m already going to be breaking the law by shooting a bunch of people. I’m pretty sure I’ll get less time for the firearms conviction than I will for the 23 people I’m going to shoot…”
Holy Crap Batman, even the crazy kiddie shooters are smarter than our politicians!
Mayor of CrazyTown Idiot Town. (I’m not a politician, I’m a Dictator… I wasn’t elected!)