Idiot Town

I stumbled upon this article about the fact that gun control is bad for your health. The author, Stephen McCreary, obviously took logic in school and put it to good use. The gist of the article points to the fact that if “guns are outlawed, law abiding citizens will be sitting ducks”.

Every time the government bans the carrying of firearms in a given location, they let the crazies know that they can now go there and shoot people with less fear of retribution. In other words, if guns are outlawed in schools, and I’m a crazy, I know I can go to a school and shoot a ton of students before someone shows up with a gun. Or, put another way, banning guns doesn’t mean shit to the shooter, you dumb ass politicians, since the shooter has already made up his mind to break the law by shooting a bunch of people. WTF are you dumbasses thinking?

Here’s the Shooters line of reasoning, which is way better than the dumbasses who made the laws:

1. I’m going to shoot a bunch of people today!
2. Where should I go to shoot people today?
3. Where can I go that has the most targets?
4. Where can I go that has nobody else with a gun?
5. Where am I going to be able to run up the highest body count?

“Hey, I know, I’m going to a school, because the politicians made guns illegal there!
Uh Oh, It’s illegal to take a gun to school!”

“Oh, Wait, I don’t give a shit that it’s illegal to carry a gun onto school property because I’m already going to be breaking the law by shooting a bunch of people. I’m pretty sure I’ll get less time for the firearms conviction than I will for the 23 people I’m going to shoot…”

Holy Crap Batman, even the crazy kiddie shooters are smarter than our politicians!

Mayor of CrazyTown Idiot Town. (I’m not a politician, I’m a Dictator… I wasn’t elected!)

Tags: debate, gun ban, gun laws, idiots, mass murder, politicians, school shooting

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