Idiot Town

Mr. Wesley Snipes spent the afternoon trying on ass-virginity belts after a federal judge handed down a three year prison sentence for tax evasion. After finding a belt that fits him now, and picking up a spare in a larger size for those times of the month when he’s feeling bloated, Mr. Snipes then went to his doctor to have his mangina tuned up to “make sure it was in shape for the hard three years ahead of it”.

We’ll miss you Mr. Snipes, and hope Bubba in the next bunk misses you most of the time too.

While I hate to see anyone actually pay their taxes, I bet Mr. Snipes wishes he would have now. Read the story over at the Times.

Mayor of Tax Town Idiot Town

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