And The McMoron Award Goes To…

And the McMoron award goes to….. Melodi Dushane of Toledo, Ohio. Ms. Dushane must have really wanted her Nuggets, cause when she found out that McDonalds doesn’t service chicken McNuggets for breakfast, she punched the cashier at the drive through window and then proceeded to beat up the window too. (I don’t know about you, but there ain’t no way I could beat up a window before breakfast…)

Seriously, since this all took place on Friday, January 1, 2010, I’m assuming Ms. Dushane was still drunk, high, or both from her new years partying. She couldn’t have been sober, since sober people know that Micky D’s doesn’t serve Nuggets till 10:30. (MMMMMMMM Nuggets with hot mustard sauce!)

Now Ms. Dushane has to go to court and explain to the judge that she’s sorry, but that McNuggets are “Just the best remedy for a McHangover.”

Originally posted in the Toledo Blade

MMMMMMMMM Nuggets…….

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