Chris Cagle Arrested For Being a Pussy!
Chris Cagle was arrested in Tennessee for being a pussy, after his girlfriend beat him up this morning. It wasn’t really a beating, but since she held her own, Nashville police figured he wasn’t much of a man and arrested his stupid hick ass and tossed him in jail. They figured that if he couldn’t even keep his girlfriend from pounding him, that they could cut down on in-jail violence by letting the local jail population give him a little ass pounding.
(Shit boy, if you can’t even beat the crap out of a woman, you ain’t much of a man!)
According to the guys over at CelebrityMound.com:
Police responded at 4:40 a.m. and said that Cagle’s girlfriend, Jennifer Tant, 29, hit Cagle in the head with an umbrella, while Cagle, 39, struck her with a purse.
OMG, was the purse his? Is that why they tossed his ass in jail? Was the “Country Star” wandering around Nashville with a purse, and then he got arrested for assault for hitting a girl with his purse? I wonder if this will end up on his next CD; “My Life’s Been a Country Song 2″?
Have I said this yet? “What a pussy!”
Mayor of Idiot Town, and way too much of a man to hit a girl with my purse….