You Married Vanilla Ice, You Deserve To Get Hit!
The Perez Hilton website busted the story that Vanilla Ice was hitting his wife again. WTF, you married Vanilla Ice, of course someone is going to kick the crap out of you. If not Vanilla, then someone who see’s you and knows who you married!
Seriously, how stoned or desperate do you have to be to marry that kind of “Has-Been”? (I actually really want to know the answer to that question, since I want to know how to recognize that type of money grubbing hookeresque wife. LOL) (I’m sooooo, going to get me one!)
So, we are going to go ahead and post this little story under “I Married An Idiot”, just in case she wants to come forward and tell us the story. Sure it’s hard to admit you married a dork, but go ahead, it’ll make you feel a whole lot better. LOL
The Mayor of your Virginity, something you lost so long ago it’s ancient history!
Tags: arrested, beating, hit, hookers, stupid, vanilla ice, wife
April 11th, 2008 at 2:19 am
Where is that idiot? the Perez Hilton Website only shows a picture of a younger zombie?
Then I followed the advise:
Hit a punching bag. NOT your spouse!
NO way I do that again, bag is hard and hurt Wife is much softer hahaha.
And I tell you how it felt when I hit her after I return from hospital.
John