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Creepy Politician: John Brennan

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Does it creep anyone else out, that John Brennan, Obama’s go-to-guy for national security at “HOMELAND SECURITY”, would make a statement reminiscent of something the Russian communists would have said during the second world war?

During the review, of the review, of the review of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s terrorist attack, Brennan said he was surprised that

they (Al Qaeda) had moved forward to try to execute this attack against the homeland.

Why didn’t he just say “MOTHERLAND”, or “MOTHER RUSSIA”? Was this a mistake, or are they, (Obama and Brennan), starting to feel good enough about their positions of power, that they can now start using the terms they grew up with at the KGB English language training camp?

Seriously folks, who calls the United States, “The Homeland”?

Mayor of Kurgan, Siberia Helltown, Ohio

Washington DC: Idiot Town’s New City Council

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

The city counsel in Washington DC is today’s honorary Idiot Town city council. According to their new “Disposable-Plastic-and-Paper-Bag” law, residents of Washington DC, as of January 1, will have to pay 5 cents for every disposable paper or plastic bag that they use while shopping.

According to a report in USAToday, by Wendy Koch,

Most of the money raised from the new law, which passed the D.C. Council unanimously in June and took effect New Year’s Day, will go toward cleaning up the city’s Anacostia River. City research has found plastic bags are a major source of the river’s trash.

If you live in DC, make sure you dump all your plastic and paper bags in the Anacostia River when you’re done with them. You might as well, you already paid to have them picked up…

Rosa Brooks Advocates Gov’t Control of Media

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Another one of Obama’s people, Rosa Brooks, proved that she’s an Idiot by saying that the goverment should license jouranlists and bail out the media with public dollars. That way we would be assured that the media would be around to take the government to task when needed.

Ok, the last time I checked, you didn’t talk bad about your boss because it could get you fired. In this instance, if the Federal Government was giving out licenses to practice journalism, does’t it stand to reason that the journalists would be afraid to say anything bad about the Goverment in fear of retaliation and losing their license? Wow, sometimes you just have to say WTF and ask yourself where Obama finds these people…

Read the story over at FoxNews.com

ps. Didn’t the Russians do this? You know, the whole “State News Agency” thingy?

The Real Idiot Town

Monday, April 6th, 2009

I’ve decided that I’m going to leave the Idiots in LA alone, and concentrate on the ones that get voted into power and sent to Washington D.C.. Of course, I could just make fun of the people who send them there, but that’s not really fair; we only have so many Idiots to choose from.

So, come back often and see which politician is the current honorary Mayor of Idiot Town.

PS. Did anyone notice the redundancy in naming the Politician Category?

Ban A Gun, Kill Some Children!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

I stumbled upon this article about the fact that gun control is bad for your health. The author, Stephen McCreary, obviously took logic in school and put it to good use. The gist of the article points to the fact that if “guns are outlawed, law abiding citizens will be sitting ducks”.

Every time the government bans the carrying of firearms in a given location, they let the crazies know that they can now go there and shoot people with less fear of retribution. In other words, if guns are outlawed in schools, and I’m a crazy, I know I can go to a school and shoot a ton of students before someone shows up with a gun. Or, put another way, banning guns doesn’t mean shit to the shooter, you dumb ass politicians, since the shooter has already made up his mind to break the law by shooting a bunch of people. WTF are you dumbasses thinking?

Here’s the Shooters line of reasoning, which is way better than the dumbasses who made the laws:

  1. I’m going to shoot a bunch of people today!
  2. Where should I go to shoot people today?
  3. Where can I go that has the most targets?
  4. Where can I go that has nobody else with a gun?
  5. Where am I going to be able to run up the highest body count?

“Hey, I know, I’m going to a school, because the politicians made guns illegal there!
Uh Oh, It’s illegal to take a gun to school!”

“Oh, Wait, I don’t give a shit that it’s illegal to carry a gun onto school property because I’m already going to be breaking the law by shooting a bunch of people. I’m pretty sure I’ll get less time for the firearms conviction than I will for the 23 people I’m going to shoot…”

Holy Crap Batman, even the crazy kiddie shooters are smarter than our politicians!

Mayor of CrazyTown Idiot Town. (I’m not a politician, I’m a Dictator… I wasn’t elected!)