Idiot Town

My wife and I were discussing the fact tonight that we know a bunch of stuff that is going to die with us because we can’t pass it on to our kids. We can’t use the “N” word, and we can’t disparage minorities anymore, even though we are now the minority. But the biggest WTF was when we realized we wouldn’t be able to pass on all the cool shit we said when we were kids.

The block in our road is called PC, or political correctness. No longer can you say, “Fatty, fatty two by four, can’t get through the fricken bathroom door.” Since the current “Fatty” is protected because they have a medical problem that now classifies them as obese. Nor can you say, “yea, I nigger rigged it”, or “nice nigger rigging”, when someone takes some shit and puts it together with shoestrings and bubblegum. Now it’s called MacGyver, as in You MacGyvered the shit out of that….

But, we decided that the one we are going to miss the most is “Stare hard Retard!” Man I loved that one when I was a kid. It later evolved into “Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer?”, but let’s be for fricken real here; “Stare Hard Retard” is a classic. It really says it all, you know what I mean, the person is staring at you with their mouth open and a little bit of drool starting to form in the corner of their mouth. They really don’t have anything to offer you other than their adoration for your good looks or prowess on the football field, and they aren’t even good looking enough to be your second string F*ck of the night. In other words, they are the guys and girls that heard “Stare hard Retard”, from the Jocks and Cheer Leaders as they drove off to the Keggers after the game.

If you were one of those people, I don’t really apologize, since you were a loser, but if your hot now, and still want an old, has been jock, drop me a line and I’ll do you now…

Man I suck. No wonder I’m Mayor of Loser Town. Wait, that’s Mayor of Idiot Town to you loser. LOL

I don’t want anyone missing the purpose of this site, so here’s the definition of IDIOT that I stole from Reference.com; just so we all know what we’re talking about.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Since I am now the Ruler of this world, I get to pass judgement on everything that I think is stupid, idiotic or without social or practical merit. Of course most politicians fall into this category, as do cell phone sales people, the IRS and that a**hole that is driving the speed limit in front of you… Everyone knows you drive at least 5 MPH over the speed limit unless your drunk, stoned, have a whole truck full of sh*t you just stole or are an Illegal Alien.

Feel free to come by now and again and share the stupid stuff that ’s happened to you and tell the world about the Idiot that made it happen. I’m going to consider this site as free mental therapy, and you are welcome to use it as a therapy session too.